This is not a steampunk inspired matrix sequel in which Neo turns out not to be the one, but is in fact an assassin who must kill a metaphorical contract with the movie studio that made the same movie that he is starring in which also turns out to be a giant metaphor for stuff.
This is not a tense courtroom thriller about a hot-shot lawyer who goes on a deadly rampage after discovering he helped free a murderer....
This is not an 1970's action adventure about a man whose father's accidental drowning and surprise rediscovery leads to him becoming Santa Claus and...
This is not a heartwarming tale about a young girl who becomes a musical prodigy after learning to see her quirky, schizophrenic drummer neighbour,...