This is not an 1970's action adventure about a man whose father's accidental drowning and surprise rediscovery leads to him becoming Santa Claus and sets them on an unforgettable journey to the jungles of Vietnam to pump some Viet Cong full of Christmas cheer.
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This is not a survival story about a lone hallucinating carpenter who retreats into the forest after living through the apocalypse, only to find...
