This is not a heartwarming tale about a young girl who becomes a musical prodigy after learning to see her quirky, schizophrenic drummer neighbour, Totoro, for the wonderful friend that he really is. Absolutely not starring that actor who was also in Seven Samurai.
This is not a romance drama about a 30-something woman called Helga with lots and lots and lots of cats who eats alone at...
This is not a survival story about a lone hallucinating carpenter who retreats into the forest after living through the apocalypse, only to find...
This is not a sci-fi thriller about an old woman who believes in aliens who lives in a telescope with her non-believer husband, who...